I get it. I mean as a man you probably have one or maybe two matches on Tinder after swiping right for every single female profile, even if she looked like a gorilla mated with a coyote and produced a llama.
Then you decide not to put all your eggs in one basket, you download Hinge, Bumble and Truly Madly. You spend an hour a day on all four apps swiping right on every single woman that’s shown to you. Because, well, beggars are not choosers and if horses could fly, beggars would ride. You know, yada…yada!
The highlight of your day is when you get a match in one of those apps, but then the low-light of the day is that even though she’s swiped right for you, she refuses to respond to your messages.
I mean, I agree. men are pathetic. They lead lives constantly seeking for validation. Don’t get me wrong, I am a man too. But brothers unlike you, I have cracked the code.
The code to get any woman you match with, to speak with you on Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, Truly Madly, whatever, pathetic dating site you are on. Heck, I will even throw in tips on how to pick up girls from a bar, if you pay me enough.
You see, it is not about how you look, it has never been about how you look. I mean look at my face here in this video, I look like a well dressed spastic, orangutan. But that’s the thing, unlike us men, for a woman, our looks won’t be the reason why a she sleeps with us.
Women are simple beings, like wild cows waiting to be domesticated. Waiting to be milked and then tied to that shiny pole, while you go out in the farm chasing all those chicks, having a testosterone showdown with roosters.